Costa Rica, Day 13: A country drive to a coffee plantation and almuerzo con comida typica

We got up early to take an hour and a half drive to a coffee plantation. Our hotel hostess provided fresh fruit and other things for breakfast, knowing we would have to leave before the hotel served breakfast.

Our driver was a cheerful gentleman named Roger, who pronounced his name in the Anglo fashion. We asked about it, never having met a Roger in a Spanish-speaking country. He then pronounced it RRRho-hair, explaining that a lot of visitors did not know how to roll their r’s. Still strikes me as an unusual name in this part of the world.

We made our way out of busy, bustling Tamarindo and were soon in open country, dominated by grazing cattle and horses, and dotted with tiny pueblos. Each, as Roger pointed out, had its own church, soccer field and bar. Larger towns might have two or three bars. It is drier here than in La Fortuna, but still lush. Gorgeous plants that I see at home as expensive indoor plants are weeds here.

Roger suggested that we stop at a coyol producer. Coyol is a wine made from a particular species of palm tree. The cut trunk is laid flat, and a rectangular well is cut at the end that would normally be supporting the leaves. The sap collects in the cut and is harvested daily. The pre-fermented sap is sweet. It ferments within hours. Interestingly, Wikipedia says, “The wine is purportedly unique in that it causes inebriation not primarily by its alcohol content, but through enzymatic action triggered when one drinks it and then receives significant sun exposure.” Not hard to do here.

The coyol maker removed the protective covering to show us the fresh sap collecting in the palm log. They offered is a taste of coyol that had been harvested 24 hours earlier—the strong stuff, which we accepted. It wasn’t awful, but it will not be my favorite tipple.

We gained a bit of altitude and finally arrived at Coffee Dirià. Several other tourists were already there. They handed us a small cup of coffee, which smelled delicious, but I can no longer drink coffee black, nor do I enjoy it without the modifying elements of milk and sweetening. I am certain it embodied all the taste subtleties that our guide, Dennis (another weirdly Anglo name) described.

Dennis took us all through the plant and described the process in tremendous detail. I have probably already forgotten much of it, it here’s what I remember:

Dennis showing us the coffee roaster.

The coffee is harvested by hand. It cannot be done by machine because the beans on the same plant ripen at different times. Also, the coffee flowers, which can appear on the coffee plant along with ripe and unripe beans, are quite small and delicate, and they would be destroyed if machinery were used. The flowers resemble jasmine in size and fragrance, though the scent is lighter.

Only the bright red berries are premium quality and fetch the highest price. A mixed lot of picked berries—red, yellow, green—will not fetch a lot of money for the worker (not that they are particularly well-paid even if they get nothing but premium berries.)

Dennis is standing to one side of premium coffee berries set to dry. The best way to dry them is in the sun, which takes longer than machine drying.

The coffee berry has three “skins.” First, the outer layer, which is the consistency of a very tough grape skin. Then a layer of sweet jelly, similar in looks and taste to the white goo inside a cacao bean. Inside that, there are either two beans or one coffee bean. The singles are the most highly prized, more intense in flavor but smaller in size. These beans have a final “silver” skin that must be removed before roasting.

I’m skipping over the drying, fermenting, roasting, etc. that most of us know about. I was most interested in how they have approached farming coffee organically, without pesticides, and used every part of coffee bean by-products.

Instead of using pesticides, they spray the plants with a tea made of oregano, basil, chilis, and other things. This helps, but there is a weevil that made its way down from Brazil that still manages to infect some of the beans, laying eggs in them. The weevils hatch out and set up housekeeping by eating the house. Dennis selected a bean with a tiny hole and ejected the weevil to show us. It was tiny.

The harvested coffee beans are submerged in water. The good beans sink, and the weevily beans float. The bad beans are submerged for 24 hours in water, which drowns the weevils. The now-unoccupied weevil houses are dried and used for things that are coffee-flavored, like instant coffee. Remember this when you sip that next cup of Nescafé.

The external skin is left on the beans during fermentation and drying, then removed and used for animal feed. The silver skins are dried and turned into paper. The flowers are sometimes used for perfume and skin care products. There are more uses for different parts of the beans, but this is what I recall. Very impressive, IMHO.

We bought some of the plantation’s highest-quality beans, called Black Honey. They had actual honey made from the bees that pollinate the coffee flowers. It was an unusual flavor and delicious, but I didn’t want to carry a heavy glass jar of glutinous sticky stuff in my suitcase. 😢

So then Roger and the Keenans were on the road back to Tamarindo. Roger gave us beers. I am not a beer drinker, but my Mom always said a cold beer on a really hot day hots the spot, and she was right.

We stopped in Villareál, a small town not far from Tamarindo. We were promised lunch at Roger’s favorite soda. A soda is a small, usually family-owned restaurant where you can get local food—la comida typica. The soda in question, Soda y Masqueria Marcel, has its own Facebook page.

Roger had ordered while we were on the road. We all had casada, which is the classic mid-day meal here. It consists of a protein (I and Roger had fish, Tom had chicken), salad with lots of raw veggies, rice and black beans, and plaintains, which in this case were cut into long strips and deep-fried until light and crisp. It struck me as a well-balanced, nutritious meal, and it was delicious.

A word about Costa Rican food in general. It is safe to eat raw vegetables here. I got the squits once, but I always get the squits when I travel outside the US—even in pristine Iceland. Tom has been fine. The tap water is also safe. The food is not at all spicy, though sauce picante is available on request. The food at our hotel at La Fortuna tended to the bland and uninteresting, but we have had really good food in Tamarindo, although you do have to go a bit further abroad if you want la comida typica.

I took my now-habitual siesta in the afternoon and Tom walked in the suffocating heat. (Note that he is the healthy one.) For dinner, we returned to the Falafel Bar because it was really exceptionally good middle eastern food.

This is the hotel’s cat. I don’t know it’s name or gender, but it follows us whenever we emerge from our room. But it does not wish to be petted.
Another hotel guest. He also does not wish to be petted.

Costa Rica, Day 12

I am still laughing at myself, 24 hours after it happened. We were on the way back from Dr. Piloto’s office. I had trouble getting into the taxi van because the first step is quite high, and the van was parked at an angle that made it even higher. My walking sticks signal to most people that I am not terribly agile right now. There were other people in the taxi, and when the driver pulled away. I thought he was leaving. But instead, he reparked the van to make it easier for me to get in and offered me the shotgun seat. I was grateful, but when I tried to tell him my knee required surgery, I misspelled surgery in my translation app and told him that “My knee requires sugar (azucar).” I KNOW the word azucar but said it anyway. He was such a kind man that he did not burst out laughing, which he was certainly entitled to do! He seemed to get it, but I’ve been breaking out in little burst of laughter ever since.

Today we took an estuary tour by boat through the mangrove swamps. We had to leave before our hotel served breakfast, so we walked into town. Most restaurants were closed, but we found a breakfast place and had fruit, avocado toast, yogurt, and coffee. Perfect.

The estuary tour was via a small boat with a canopy, powered by an outboard motor. The guide pointed out several different varieties of mangroves ( I had no idea), and my favorite was the “gentleman mangrove.” Our guide didn’t really know why it was called that.

Gentleman mangroves.

It was very low tide, and the boat got hung up on sandbars several times. This did not worry the men in charge of the boat; they always got us safely sailing again. At the beginning of our tour, the mangrove roots were high out of the water, and they looked like fingers reaching for the tide. By the time we returned, they were underwater again.

We wandered down some very narrow channels. Then we had to wander out again before getting stuck.

We saw a good variety of birds. They don’t have toucans, or macaws (none of which I have seen yet), but we did see:

Yellow-crowned night heron

White ibis (not my photo)

We didn’t get photos of most of them because they were too far away, but we also saw:

Green-backed heron

Little blue heron, adult and juvenile

Osprey, sitting in a tree and lunching on a silvery fish

Common black hawk

Great blue heron

Whimbrels

Willets ( migratory birds that look identical to the ones on our beach at Aptos, CA)

Sandpipers (also migratory)

Kingfishers

Mangrove hummingbird

Black-throat trogon (maybe)

About midway along, they served us fresh-cut pineapple, which was refreshing. I guess someone threw extra pineapple onto the beach, because on the way back, there was a very happy and very large iguana chowing down on it.

Happy iguana eating pineapple. What a find for him or her!

We also saw several baby crocodiles in the water. None of them more more than two years old. Sadly, none of the croc videos wants to load.

The guides anchored the boat next to a muddy bank with mangrove roots sticking out of it and invited us to climb up so we could go see howler monkeys. I and my bum knee and torn rotator cuff opted to stay in the boat, much to their surprise, but I was happy with my decision.

At one point, there were howler monkeys in the trees right next to the water, so I got to see them anyway. One of the other boats had a guide who could imitate the howler call and got a rather lackadaisical response from the male troupe leader. You know, it was hot.

Howler monkey.

Costa Rica, Days 9, 10, and 11

On Day 9, we said farewell to the Royal Corin Spa, where they treated us like royalty. We filled out a survey, and we did not rate everything 100%. The food, in particular, was hit-or-miss. To our surprise, they wanted to ask us in person what was not perfectly to our satisfaction. A first, and I was impressed. We rated everything else very highly.

We hired a car and driver to get to Tamarindo—far cheaper than renting a car alone here. Misa spoke very good English. We saw a couple of coatis near the road, begging, but otherwise, the wildlife kept pretty much out of sight. The scenery gradually changed from lush cloud forest to dry chaparral as we came down out of the mountains and got closer to the coast.

We discussed the party atmosphere of Tamarindo. Misa said it was crazy this time of year, and it is. He also called it “TamaGringo,” which is accurate.

The Tamarindo Bay Boutique Hotel is a nice place, but it cannot compete with the luxury of the Royal Corin. Our room is large, with a huge dressing room, a bathroom, and a small kitchen. Very clean and comfortable.

Tamarindo is HOT, which my lizard husband loves. Me, not so much, and there is a howling, burning wind to boot. An American who is staying here said that going to the beach is an excellent exfoliant.

I am hurting rather badly, not from any expected source, like my bone-on-bone knee. I seem to have torn my rotary cuff, and it is not getting better. I may have to see a doctor as the pain is intense.

I saw a squirrel here within the first few minutes of arrival. I didn’t photograph it because he was too qui k for me, it there’s what he looked like.

Costa Rican squirrel.

We managed to eat at a restaurant that was only blasting rock music, and didn’t feature fire eaters or live bands, Green Papaya. They serve only tacos. I had shrimp tacos, and they were lovely and fresh.

On Day 10, we ran around taking care of laundry, buying food for lunches, etc. We discovered that in Costa Rica, pharmacists can administer cortisone shots. Filled with hope, we went to the local pharmacy, but they didn’t have the right kind of cortisone, so I will have to see a doctor.

I am sorry to say I spent the rest of the day in bed. We had dinner at a restaurant called the Falafel Bar. We weren’t especially in the mood for Middle Eastern food, but it came highly recommended. It was truly excellent food. We chatted with the couple next to us—Americans, of course. Turns out the husband, John, has had just about all of his major joints replaced—truly the bionic man. He seems fit and active, so there is hope! (This is what old people talk about all the time. I now understand the fascination.)

Early to bed, No photos. Sorry.

Day 11 started with getting a doctor’s appointment for 11 am. I have rarely been more thrilled with getting a doctor’s appointment. The owner or manager here is Marie, and she has been very helpful.

It is still very hot and very windy.

Doctor Piloto was a nice man maybe a few years younger than us. He said he could not do a shoulder injection because he wasn’t an orthopedic doctor. The nearest orthopedist is in Liberia, a city some 46 km from here. But he did offer me some anti-inflammatories and steroid pills, yay. There was a pharmacist right door, so that was easily taken care of.

While we were waiting for a taxi, we chatted with another American couple who were waiting for the doctor. They plan to move here next year. He can work remotely and she is retired. They are looking to get away from the stress, politics, and racism of the US. They mentioned seeing a very large snake in the road that acted quite aggressively. I found a photo of the very scary terciopelo (fer-de-lance), which is one of the deadliest and most aggressive snakes in the world. They agreed it was the snake they saw. I am hoping not to see one.

We waited for about an hour for the taxi back to the hotel. The medic who manned the front desk of Dr. Piloto’s tiny office invited us to stay inside in the air conditioning, and called the taxi company several times. So very kind.

We returned to Tamarindo Bay Boutique Hotel and ate some things we had picked up at the local supermercado (but not until I eagerly downed Dr. Piloto’s prescriptions). Then for the second day in a row, I flopped down and had a siesta. I am not a napper, but I do not do well with either heat or pain, so I guess my body was trying to tell me something.

In the evening, we went to a nearby restaurant called La Oveja Surf House, which means “the sheep surf house,” which makes no sense at all. The food was delicious, and we took our leftovers back to the hotel for lunch the next day.

Sorry this post wasn’t more exciting. ☹️

Costa Rica, Day 8

The view from our room this morning. I keep trying to memorize the Spanish word for fog (niebla), but for some reason my brain absolutely refuses to retain this.

Today we visited a butterfly sanctuary, located in a tiny pueblo about 30 minutes from La Fortuna. It’s on the opposite side of the Arenal volcano from our hotel, which is also the side of the volcano that gets all the lava. It you wouldn’t know that at the sanctuary, which has never gotten lava flow (in historical times, anyway)

We were greeted by the owner of the sanctuary, a man who moved here from Texas 27 years ago. (We agreed that Texas was a good state to be FROM). He proceeded to go over the butterfly life cycle, and I patiently prepared to be bored (I nailed this in elementary school). But he pointed something out that caught my attention; he said the reason for the larval stage is because the tiny eggs just don’t have enough energy to produce a butterfly. The caterpillar stage is intended to store up enough energy for the ultimate transformation. I guess that’s obvious, but I had never viewed it in quite that light before. What an amazing adaptation.

He also told us that moths (which he insisted on calling “night butterflies”) came before butterflies, evolutionarily. I didn’t know that.

We walked down the rather steep but paved path into the sanctuary, first encountering the butterfly habitats. There were three large, domed cages, each providing a slightly different environment for the different butterflies. The first cage featured many owl-faced butterflies, like the one we saw on the sloth walk, each almost as large as my hand. The defensive side of their wings has a very scary brown owl face, and their attractant side is brilliantly colored.

A couple of owl-faced butterflies having a romantic moment.

Owl-faced butterflies feeding.

The next enclosure featured glass-winged butterflies. There weren’t a lot of them and they weren’t interested in sitting still for a photo. They are almost entirely invisible when they aren’t flying, and when they are flying, I can see they would be confusing to predators—they sort of flicker in the air like tiny ghosts.

Glass wing butterfly photo found on the Internet. We were not so lucky as to get a photo of these elusive little guys.

The final enclosure held many, many morphos—the national butterfly of Costa Rica, and surely one of the most beautiful of all butterflies. They are as big as my hand, and far from shy. Several landed on my hat for a brief rest, and I could hear their tiny feet scraping against the cloth. To our surprise, we also saw monarch butterflies. I didn’t get a photo of the morphos (the available specimens were bedraggled and clearly at the end of their short days), but I did get some of the others.

The prepona butterflies were quite friendly and sat on my hat and arms.
Monarch butterfly
Paridies butterfly.

The next stop was the frog enclosure. The butterflies are free to mate and reproduce here, but the frogs are separated by gender. It has to do with laws restricting the breeding of frogs for the pet and zoo trade. It was broad daylight, and frogs being nocturnal, they were all tucked away out of sight. Fortunately, a docent arrived to open the cages and gently part the leaves to reveal the frogs. The first frog we saw was the national frog of Costa Rica, the red eyed frog. But her eyes were very small, sunken into her Kermit-colored face. The docent said she was asleep, but showed us another one, an apparent insomniac who was wide awake. Her eyes were popping out of her face and a brilliant red. Now I know how to tell if a frog is asleep or awake! There must be a Girl Scout badge for this.

Sleeping red-eyed frog.
Wide-awake red-eyed frog.

We encountered many other amphibians, including our old friend the blue jean poison dart frog,also called the strawberry poison dart frog. They also had another type of poison dart frog, which has the creative name of “green and black poison dart frog.” The photo below illustrates that this is far from being a misnomer.

The eponymous green and black poison dart frog.

Our docent mentioned that the indigenous peoples who used the poison from these frogs did not kill them—merely rubbed the darts over their backs because the toxin sits on the skin. No tocar los ranos.

This frog’s skin changes color in response to how much light is striking it. In direct sunlight, it changes to brown. At night, it turns bright green. This little guy was sitting in mottled sun and shade, resulting in nice camouflage.

We also saw some rather exotic flowers in the sanctuary. The weirdest-looking ones tended to be some sort of ginger.

Yeah. Ginger.
I have no idea what this is.
This is Hairyensis Trumpiana. No, actually I have no idea.
I don’t remember the name of this frog, but at rest, it looks like a snake, which is enough for many animals to vacate the area.

On the way back to the hotel, we saw a coatimundi in the road, stopping traffic and begging for food. It’s the largest one I have ever seen—about the size of a medium-sized dog and four feet from tail to snout. He was a handsome character, too, but I took too long to get my phone out to take a photo, and he wandered off, disappointed. I wasn’t about to roll down the window or get out of the car.

Our coati friend looked a lot like this. They are related to raccoons, and are just as cute and clever and obnoxious as raccoons.

We leave this hotel tomorrow and have hired a car and driver to take us to Tamarindo. The lady at the front desk asked if we were going to party. So did everyone else. I have a sneaking suspicion that Tamarindo is a party town. Don’t know why.

Costa Rica, Day 7

No idea what this flower is, but it’s pretty.

Today, we visited an area where there are lots of sloths. It is a small, privately operated preserve with flat (thank you!) paths winding through the trees. It is all secondary growth that has sprung up where the old trees were cut down, probably for agriculture.

Our guide, David,explained the symbiotic relationship between the sloths and a particular species of tree. The sloths prefer the leaves of the tree because they are highly nutritious. Once a week, the sloths descend and defecate at the foot of the tree, thus returning some of the nutrition to its host.

Our first sloth. It was asleep and looked more like bird’s nest than a mammal.

We saw about six sloths, both two-and three-toed. They are amazingly well camouflaged and hard to spot, but Tom found one on his own.

This guy was moving like a sedated speed demon through the branches, eating. Tom got a good video, but it won’t upload, ☹️
Poison arrow frog.

There were some ponds there, and we saw a broad-billed heron and a great blue heron, fishing. Also a jacana, a bird with hugely extended toes that walks on the water, eating bugs as it goes. We saw several other birds, but not being a birder, I do not remember their names. We also saw a basilisk lizard (which is also called the Jesus lizard because it can also walk on water. Well, it doesn’t walk so much as run like hell). And lots of hummingbirds, all sizes, shapes and colors, busy pollinating all the gorgeous flowers. And a couple of poison arrow frogs, tiny as jewels.

Butterfly with owl eyes on its wings.
Basilisk lizard.
This is a species of ginger. I’ve never seen this before.

We saw a large butterfly with owl eyes on its wings, and some others, unnamed but elegant and beautiful floating amid the trees.

Little bats sheltering under a banana leaf.

I asked about bats, and David found a group of tiny brown bats sleeping under a banana leaf. There were perhaps a dozen of them, no bigger than mice.

We didn’t see any monkeys, but I think we did pretty well.

Costa Rica, Day 4

Our first entire day in Costa Rica, at the hotel we were aiming for. We opted to spend the day resting. We had breakfast, made massage appointments at the spa, ate lunch by the pool, had massages, went to the pool bar in the hot pool for margaritas, and dinner is somewhere in the future. That’s about all we could handle today. Maybe tomorrow we will venture out and buy hats and make tour plans. Something daring and rascally like that.

View of the grounds from our room at night.

Costa Rica, Day 5

Costa Rica does not remind me of Mexico at all. In Mexico, so much of the art, architecture, civic art, derives its themes from their indigenous people. You can see Aztec and Maya elements everywhere (among those from the numerous lesser-known civilizations of Mexico).

Pre-Columbian Costa Rican peoples did not create empires. There were several different tribes, which apparently lived fairly peaceably with each other, and were egalitarian in a way that Mexico’s indigenous tribes were not. And only 2% of Costa Ricans are indigenes today. This may be the reason I so far have not detected any cohesive style here. Our hotel, Royal Corin, could be in the US or Europe for all you can tell from its architecture and decor.

Today we decided to venture into La Fortuna in search of hats and other things. I bought a hat. It is not thing of beauty, but it fit, it’s packable, it has a chin strap, and it was relatively cheap. Most of the hats I looked at were heavy, not packable, had no chin straps, didn’t fit, or were too expensive. So I will wear my ugly hat with pride.

My ugly Costa Rican hat.

Unfortunately, my shoulder decided to be the problem today. It tends to get pissed off anyway, and it really did not like hauling luggage around for three days. My back feels fine, though, so I used my magic machine on my shoulder, took some acetaminophen and felt better.

We soaked in one of the thermal pools, then had cocktails at the pool bar. To the left were two youngish men from some cold state, to the right was somewhat older fellow from England, but originally from Venezuela. He emigrated to England, spent seven years obtaining his Ph.d., and is now a professor of supply chain management at Cardiff University. Impressive.

However, one of the younger men won me over by saying I didn’t look like I was 73 years old. I asked him to marry me.

We opted for the vegetarian menu for dinner. It is interesting that the food in this 5-star hotel is hit-and-miss. Some selections are delicious. Some are very uninteresting. Breakfast is almost universally boring, and I confine my attentions to fruit, scrambled eggs with sauce picante, and bacon. The vegetarian dishes that we ordered fell into the “meh” category, sadly.

I did see a green basilisk lizard near the pool, but he slithered off before Tom could see him. The lizard is almost the only wildlife I have seen so far except for a butterfly that had wandered into the hotel and was obviously confused by all the cold, hard tile. I scooped it gently off the floor and put it out a window.

Costa Rica, Day 6

We booked a chocolate plantation tour for today and had to be ready to go at 7:45 for transportation. Our group was tiny—just us and a family of four from Ohio. Our tour guide was Chapo (he goes by ChapoGuapo on the Internet. His main point appeared to be that the chocolate grown in Africa is produced via slave labor, and many of the slaves are children. He is right, and I never buy chocolate from companies that use slave labor, and that includes all the biggies—Mars, Nestlé, Cadbury, etc. it should be noted that the chocolate manufactured by these companies tends to be poor quality and crammed with sugar. So, Chapo and I were in complete agreement.

We walked through the chocolate trees as Chapo showed us the fruit and flowers and explained cultivation and processing. He also tried to point out a toucan he spotted ( I didn’t see it), and he tried to track down a red and blue arrow poison frog he heard peeping in the leaves near a huge tree. On his first try, he didn’t find it. We asked him if he ever saw Fer-de-lance snakes (extremely venomous and aggressive snakes). He said no, and he is terrified of snakes because he was bitten by a coral snake as a child.

Later, Chapo went back to the leaf pile and found his frog. The poor man also found a small hog-nosed viper, known locally as the “ox-killer.” He shooed everyone away, and I think the experience shook him deeply. Nevertheless, he rallied and we moved on to the fun part—tasting.

Chapo’s poison arrow frog.
Hognosed viper. Not the one Chapo found—it was a small one, and I didn’t see it.

First, he broke open a cacao fruit, exposing the seeds encased in white goo. He gave everyone two gooey seeds with instructions to suck on them, but not chew (or diarrhea would follow). The white goo tasted sweet and citrusy. Then he gave us fermented seeds to smell (earthy), and then roasted seeds (chocolatey). Then we got spoonfuls of melted chocolate that Chapo doctored as we directed with various flavorings—cinnamon, chiles, marshmallows, coffee, salt, etc. I tried Chapo’s recommendations and had three spoonfuls, each a bit different and absolutely yummy!

Costa Rica, Days 2 & 3

Costa Rica Day Two

I am skipping Day Two, as we spent the entire day in the Avianca VIP lounge at San Salvadore International Airport. We caught a connecting flight to San Jose, Costa Rica, about 10:50 pm and staggered into our hotel room in San Jose after midnight.

Cost Rica Day Three

A rental car was supposed to arrive at our hotel this morning, but it didn’t. We were planning to drive to La Fortuna today. It was unclear what is going to happen at this point. We asked the front desk for help and were soon on the road with a taxi. The driver, Enrique, was a wealth of the obvious as we moved through the suburban, then pastoral countryside. He explained to us that Jersey cows give the best milk. He explained that sugar was made from sugar cane. He explained that farmers had to go to town to buy things they need. And so forth, but all very pleasant. The 45-mile trip cost about $8, which was kind of astonishing. Costa Rica is not a cheap visit, by and large.

Our hotel in La Fortuna, the Royal Corin, is situated at the base of Volcàn Arénal, a perfectly conical volcano that towers over the surrounding forest. The hotel has many thermal hot pools, fed by the volcano, with or without Jacuzzi, two warm pools, one with a pool bar, and one cool water pool. I doubt that it is cold, but I haven’t ventured into it yet. The grounds are beautifully landscaped, and the room looks out directly over the grounds at the impressive volcano. It’s the kind of volcano that is prone to pyroclastic explosions, like Mt. St. Helens, but apparently has never done so. I would not like to be here if it ever does.

The view of Arenal from our room.

We tried out the hot pools, then went to dinner, which was excellent. We both had salmon, perfectly prepared. Tom had some sort of chocolate amazement for dessert, which I had a delicious spoonful of. Then we watched a couple of favorite shows on Tom’s laptop and went to bed.

I really need to mention an amazing device my chiropractor sold me. If you’ve ever been to a chiropractor, you may have experienced electrical stimulation of your muscles to loosen things up before the chiropractor gets to work. My chiro recommended a mini muscle stimulator in a neat little lightweight kit. It operates on an 8V battery and has four electrodes.

I might not have survived the ordeal getting here without this device. I have severe arthritis in my spine, and sitting for hours on end doesn’t help this at all, especially since my back went into spasm only a few days before our departure. My back HURT. I used the device whenever possible. Once I attached the electrodes while in the women’s bathroom at the San Salvador airport, and sat in the lounge for an hour with no one the wiser, treating myself. The pain relief is astounding—it worked so well that I almost didn’t need any of the Vicodin that I brought with me.

By the time we reached La Fortuna, my back was feeling good, but my rotator cuff and deltoid attachment in my left arm were really pissed off by all the luggage wrangling, so I put the device on my shoulder and upper arm. Blessed relief! All for only $75. Totally, totally worth it, especially if you consider what opioids can do to you.

This is a Tens 7000 from Compass Health. It is my new best friend.

Costa Rica: Day 1

Here it is! Exotic San Salvador International airport!

This was supposed to be the first day of our trip to Costa Rica. The plan was that we would drive to SFO, leave the car in long-term parking, and catch a Panamanian plane (COPA airlines) to Panama City, where we would catch a flight to San Jose, Costa Rica.

Sounds simple, doesn’t it? We all know what happens to plans. The FAA had just grounded all Boeing 737 Max airliners because the door flew off an Alaskan flight recently. So our connecting flight was canceled and the people at COPA could not provide an alternative flight, so they sent us to Avianca Air. The Avianca flight would not be until the next day, so COPA sent us to a Comfort Inn, promising dinner to boot.

The Comfort Inn did not ask us what we would like to eat. They presented us with Chinese takeout, consisting of slabs of chicken, some wilted greasy vegetables, two scoops of white rice and a scoop of—what else?—macaroni salad. This came with billious green cans of some sort of sugary soda. It was now around 7:30 pm and we didn’t have a car. We were tired. We accepted the Chinese food but asked for sparkling water instead of soda, which was provided. We didn’t eat very much.

The Avianca flight was 9 hours long, and it was cattle class because the plane didn’t have anything else. We waited an age at the airport for a shuttle to the Quality Hotel where we would be staying. I was convinced that by the time we got to the hotel, around 10 pm, there would be no food. But I was wrong, and had lobster for dinner. And a large margarita. The room at the hotel was several steps up from the Comfort Inn in every way. So what if we were supposed to be in an entirely different country?

This doesn’t begin to recount all the phone calls Tom had to make to various hotels and airlines, and other travel things to shuffle our schedule around.

We are now at the San Salvador International Airport, waiting for a flight that leaves at 9:50 pm, hopefully to San Jose, Costa Rica. We got here around 11:30 am because there was really nothing else to do with the time in the immediate area. We splurged for the Avianca VIP Lounge, which they charge extra for and it took about 20 minutes to arrange. There’s food, booze, bathrooms, Wi-Fi—all the comforts of home! Except that most of the food has raw vegetables in it (salad, sandwiches), and Frommer’s says this is a no-no in El Salvador. I took one tiny bite of salad before the alarms went off, so I hope my body can overcome any bad stuff I consumed. They had chicken soup, so I ate that instead.

The First Unicorn

Jessamyn, my nine-year-old granddaughter, handed me a book she had written and illustrated. It was all of 7 pages long and classically bound in staples. I read it and offered praise for her creativity and humor.

Jessamyn looked up at me with enormous brown eyes and an expression of perfect faith.

“Can you find me a publisher, Nana?” she asked.

She knows I have published novels and she was sure that I could find her a publisher with my vast literary connections. It is hard for me to describe what I was feeling at this point. Touched by her belief that I have vast connections in the publishing world (I do not). Also thrilled that she wants to write books and be a published author, like her Nana. And a protective feeling spurred by the innocence of her request.

After a moment of consideration, I told Jessamyn that I could not find a publisher for her book, but I could put it on my blog. Lots of people would see it. Would that be satisfactory?

It was. Presenting the debut novel of Jessamyn Gil, “The First Unicorn.”

My So-Called Writing Process

This is my writing process, right here.

I don’t usually write about my “writing process.” (In point of fact, I hardly ever write things for this blog, but I’m trying to change all that.)

I had someone ask me once if I lit a candle before writing, or had a favorite shirt or something that I wore only to write. As someone who used to get paid to sit in an office and write all day, I find that notion hysterical. I can see me now: sitting in an open workspace in a Cisco Systems building, surrounded by my co-workers, wearing my favorite schlumpfy nightgown and fuzzy slippers, surrounded by rose-scented candles as I feverishly pound the keyboard. If that is what it took to inspire me to write, I would never have had a writing job. At least, I never would have kept a writing job.

My writing process is basically sitting down and writing. However, I do have a process for researching before writing, and it is the most enjoyable part. Until recently, I don’t start out with a story in mind. I decide where I want the story to be and I go there. I let the location tell me the story.

You might say that is an elaborate and expensive process for a fantasy writer. Why not just make it up? 

There are a couple of reasons why not. First, I have placed most of my fantasy fiction in the real world (past or present). I have not (until my current WIP) made up an entire world and the way it works like Brian Sanderson, who is a master of world-building and magical systems. My first novel, “The Obsidian Mirror,” took place primarily in Northern California. This was convenient, as I have lived in Northern California for more than 40 years, so I didn’t have to do much location research. I did revisit a few locales to refresh my memory. I also researched Native American traditions and folklore, and also threw in Voudún and meso-American elements just because I find them interesting. 

This is a fantasy rendering of my villain in “The Obsidian Mirror, Necocyotl. He is not a nice god.

I didn’t have a storyline before I started writing “The Obsidian Mirror.” Actually, I didn’t set out to write a book. I have done that before and never gotten anywhere. This time, I started with the concept of fantasy based on New World traditions and mythologies, which I hadn’t seen much of at this point. The first draft clearly reflected that I had written it by the seat of my pants. (Authors call this “pantsing.” Some writers do it well. I learned that I do not.) I rewrote the entire book and discovered that creating a plot outline is just a swell idea. 

During the time I was writing “The Obsidian Mirror,” I also had a full-time writing job at Cisco Systems, and it was tough to write all day at work and come home and write for fun. I took a few “staycations” just to work on the novel. It took me seven years to write, but I did learn a lot about what to do/not to do when writing a novel, so it was hardly time wasted.

After ”The Obsidian Mirror” was published, I decided to locate the next novel in Hawai’i, using the same set of characters. Like a good researcher, I tried to make appointments with a few experts on Hawai’ian culture, but never received any replies to my emails. So I changed all my travel plans and went to Moloka’i. I had never been there, but I found ancient references to the island as “the island of sorcerers,” which sounded about right for my purposes. 

I have told this story elsewhere (https://wordpress.com/post/theobsidianmirror.net/381Z), but long story short, before going to Moloka’i, I had an encounter with Pele, goddess of fire, and she blessed my work. Everything from that point flowed like hot maple syrup, so easily, so effortlessly, that I really did not doubt that I had been blessed. I met with every person I had intended to meet, and they gave me information so generously that “Fire in the Ocean” practically wrote itself. (I know that sounds woo-woo, and my husband would be the first to agree with you. I am not normally a woo-woo person, but I stand firm on this point. We still don’t know everything about this world or this life.)

Pele, goddess of fire.

I did a lot of book research for “Fire in the Ocean.” I read as much as I could from older sources about the religion and culture of the ancient Hawai’ians, with an emphasis on Moloka’i. Each of the islands had their own, slightly different culture, and I wanted this novel to be firmly rooted in the traditions of Moloka’i. I also wrote a plot outline for “Fire in the Ocean.” This time, the novel took me about a year and a half to write—a big improvement!

For the third novel in the trilogy, “Lords of the Night,” I had some difficult choices to make that involved whether or not to kill off a particular character. And there were some characters that had been central to “The Obsidian Mirror” and somewhat less involved in “Fire in the Ocean” that I just didn’t want to deal with in a third novel—but I also didn’t want to kill them. They didn’t deserve that. (Yes, these characters became absolutely real to me during the process of writing about them.)

So for various reasons—including that I just wanted to do it—I set the third novel in the pre-Columbian Mayan empire of the Yucatán Peninsula. This meant that I got to go to the Yucatán and wander around ancient ruins, which was irresistible. The story began to come together for me in the ruins of Calakmul, a once-great city in the middle of dense jungle. Calakmul was a peak experience for me. It is so remote that few tourists make it that far. The trees growing throughout the ruins made the heat and humidity somewhat more bearable. I had all the time I needed to wander and think. Calakmul—or as it was originally known, Ox Té Tuun—generated one of the major characters in “Lords of the Night,” a teenaged Mayan girl who was a strong enough character that she nearly upstaged my original characters, Sierra and Chaco. Again, the story almost wrote itself once I had generated a plot outline. The novel took me about a year to write—getting better!

Again, I did an enormous amount of book research for “Lords of the Night.” I read one of the few Mayan codexes still in existence, the “Popol Vuh,” in addition to books and academic articles on Mayan religion, culture, crafts, religion, and folktales. 

This is a minor character in “Lords of the Night: a mosquito. It is rendered and colored from a Mayan painting. The Maya drew lovely little caricatures of animals, some, like this one, anthropormorphized.

Sadly, this is where I lost my publisher, which decided to publish only non-fiction going forward. My first two novels are still with them, but “Lords of the Night” is available only as a Kindle book. Talking to agents, editors, and publishers convinced me that no publisher was going to pick up the final book of a trilogy.

I wanted to move on from the characters and premises of the trilogy at this point. I decided the next book would be set in Iceland. I originally had some vague ideas about setting it in modern Iceland and making it a paranormal mystery, but that is not the story that Iceland told me. I went to Iceland and visited many areas associated with the supernatural and magic. In the Settlement days of Iceland a thousand years ago, magic was accepted as normal and necessary, and magicians served an accepted purpose. Even after Christianity came to the island, Christian priests were sometimes known to be magicians without any stigma attached. 

I was standing deep underground in a massive lava tube in western Iceland when the story came to me almost full-blown. From that point on, everything I did was aimed at filling out the characters and plot. The people I talked to in Iceland were generous with their time and information—and again, I did the book research and even learned how to read Icelandic runes. (I’m out of practice now, so don’t ask for a reading.) It took me nine months to write “The Spell Book of Thorfinn Bare-Butt.” It isn’t on Amazon because I have been looking for an agent. 

The lava tube where the story for “The Spell Book of Thorfinn Bare-Butt” came to me.
Iceland is a wild and beautiful place.

If there is a Hades, he makes deceased writers eternally look for an agent in Hell. It’s like Sisyphus rolling the boulder uphill, or Tantalus, who can never reach the water or fruit to quench his thirst and hunger. I have contacted seventy-two agents so far without more than a “thanks but no thanks,” if that. I will keep trying for a while, but it was easier by far to find two publishers than it has been to find an agent. 

In the meantime, I am trying my hand at a middle-grade fantasy. This is my first stab at world-building, and also my first serious attempt at writing for young people. My process? There is no location or culture to research, because they are entirely fictional and created by my own imagination. So my process is that I wrote a plot outline and now I sit at the computer and write. Works for me.